So I was wearing this huge cocktail ring to work yesterday and my boss looked at my hand and said, “Why are you wearing bubblegum on your finger?”

Green Quartz 14k White Gold

Uh, are you for real, sir?

(ShHh, not in front of the ring! She’s not real, but there is no need to call her a piece of… rubber. Contrary to her icy demeanor, she has feelings too.)

If you are looking for a rock that will break your arm or a bauble the size of a gumball? Check out www.ice.com.

To add some extra icing on that cake, I’ve got a coupon to share!

Use internet coupon code ECWMR to save a whopping 20%. Offer expires October 31, 2008.

Freshwater Pearl and Hematite

Grey Quartz and Pearls

And, maybe just maybe, keep the fancier cocktail rings in your jewelry box until after sunset.