You know when you meet that incredibly gorgeous guy or girl? You say to yourself, “Wow, (s/he) is really too good to be true”. Then after conversing for a bit you realize that the hot person in front of you is totally boring. So boring and unispiring you would rather watch paint dry rather than continuing the conversation? This is the best way I could describe Dolce.

Dolce’s ambiance is amazing but the food, the food is blah. The menu was a good idea, in theory. Coincidentally, Hilter also thought he had good theory and we all know how well that turned out.

This is where I, smash all of Dolce’s wine glasses and say, “Kristallnacht! Never Again!” and run out of Dolce as fast as I can.

Dolce Enoteca e Ristorante (aka Ashton Kutcher’s Restaurant):

8284 Melrose Ave. Los Angeles, CA 90046. (323) 852- 7174