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I had a mini crisis this morning while trying to get ready for work. I was running late and I couldn’t decide on what to wear. The sudden rain in conjunction with my waking up late, led me to choose a pair of practical boots. Unfortunately, these boots have a bad reputation and are known as F* me boots or hooker heels. Out of a 100 pairs of open toed stilettos these boots were the most practical.
So, I proceeded to get dressed after picking an outfit consisting of: a pair of tapered Citizens of Humanity jeans (and yes I did tuck my jeans into my boots), a black v neck shirt, and a dark charcoal grey cashmere zip up hoodie topped with thick white scarf with black stripes.
I get into work and then my male coworker says, ”Nice work boots”.
(I neither work at a brothel nor a mainstream “corporate” job.)
Hmmm, did I. Fashion faux pas at work? No… Yes?
What about Jill Biden’s outfit for the inauguration? She too donned a pair of boots that hit right below the knee.
So sue me… It’s raining and cold outside.
5 Responses for "F* Me, Damn Boots"
but.. Mrs. Biden’s a COUGAR!
your co-workers were thinking. “FUCK ME!”.. so.. ya know.. if that was the intent…
Not a fashion faux pas.
…Unless they were patent leather.
Your coworker must be UBER conservative.
I would imagine those boots to be more work-appropriate than stilettos if you were wearing them with a skirt since they hide more bare legs.
you need to go on “what not to wear.” just kidding…
a lot of people in the east coast dress like that..
I thought Eff me boots were boots with like 6 to 10 inch heels? Am I wrong or is that in a different category?
Hey I like F’ me boots……. Sooo much so can I try them on????
But I like to try the on one at a time. One on my left shoulder and
one on my right.
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