Courtesy of VanityFair.com

By Melanie Berliet for Vanity Fair

“Lying here diagonally across the top of a dining table in the back room of Ambassador Wines and Spirits, naked except fo the scallop shells covering my nipples and the silk scarf sheltering my crotch, while guest gorge on sushi and sashimi pieces plucked from my torso, I require your cooperation.”

There is more than raw fish at stake. I owe it to Hirosaki Koko, the caterer who invited me here to night, to remain completely still. I owe it to the costomers who have paid good money for a dining experience spiked with a dose of sexual fetishism. And I owe it to the spirit of the Japanese practice of Nyotaimori.”

“The next moments proved to be intensly erotic, oddly enough…”

To read the rest…

*Wow*

Talk about hot sushi on a platter.

Don’t worry, men serve as platters as well. For male platters, it is called Nantaimori. At least sushi art is an equal opportunity offender.

Video is SFW (Safe For Work). Courtesy of YouTube.com & Diagonaluk

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• Victoria’s Secret- Holiday offer use code, GIFTS08. 25% off any single clothing item use code, 25CLOTHING.
• Bluefly.com- 30% off all sale items, today only. DIscount taken at register.
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• Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back on. INO
• George Clooney is working things out with an old flame, Krista Allen. Perez H
• Raffaello Follieri (Anne Hathaway’s ex) got sentenced to 4 1/2 years in prison. All I am saying is, “Don’t drop the bar of soap, Raff”. INO
• Many store-bought sex toys contain chemicals called phthalates, a substance that is used to soften hard plastics for that jelly feeling. Phthalates are also considered toxic. Avoid toys that say, “for novelty purposes only”. Eeek. Also condoms are not recycleable. Haha. For more green sex tips. Planet Green.
• The ink on (Madonna and Guy Richie) divorce papers is not even dry and he is already cavhorting with other women. So scandalous. Perez H

What: Shecky’s Girls Night Out (Sample Sale w/ booze)

Date: November 6th- 7th, 2008

Time: 5pm – 10pm

Place: Santa Monica Civic Auditorium. 1855 Main St (Pico Blvd & Colorado Ave.)

General Admission: $10

Deluxe Goodie Bag Admission: 2 for $25

www.sheckys.com

The Phantom of the Opera. January 21- February 21, 2009.

Did I tell you this is my FAV!

Rent. March 3- March 8, 2009.

Grease. March 10- March 22, 2009.

Rain, The Beatles Experience. March 31- April 5, 2009.

Mamma Mia! April 7- April 19, 2009.

Dirty Dancing. April 28- June 14, 2009.

Fiddler on the Roof. July 22- August 9, 2009.

Legally Blonde. August 12- September 6, 2009.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! The Musical. November 10- January 3, 2010.