The Japanese have started a trend that REALLY takes it up a notch. A vibrant notch.

Don’t get me wrong I am not bashing the pioneers of this art form. Have you ever tried painting your dominate hand with your non- dominate hand? Not so easy…

Japanese nail art incorporates free hand sculptured 3 D acrylic flowers, nail crystals, and ombre gradations that can be considered remarkable “little” pieces of art. Truth is, Japanese Nail Art is also expensive treatment.

I personally wouldn’t pay top dollar for this kind of treatment…  After all what if the gradations I chose don’t match my future outfits?

In case any of you were looking for a cheaper alternative to Japanese Nail Art, you can try Claire’s accessories or Asian- catered beauty supply stores for some fake press on nails.

Keep it classy, California.

Aka Da Man that designed the Walt Disney Concert Hall also designs jewelry.

For Tiffany’s. Well for Maria Sharapova to wear to the 2009 US Open anyways.

Is there anything you don’t do Mr. Gehry?

(This post below the belt horizon is not work friendly). But it does get hot in here.

Image via People

Image via People

Ever wonder what kind of skivvys they have under? Vicki B. bares all as a spokesmodel for Emporio Armani, the second time over. Or bent over?

Victoria Beckham will unveil a 20-foot image from the new Emporio Armani Women’s Underwear advertising campaign for Autumn/Winter 2009-10 on May 6th, 2009, on the famed main floor of Macy’s Herald Square, in New York.  Photos and video will be available for download at from 3:15pm EST that day.

Vicki B aka Posh Spice is one hot mama that snagged one of the best footballers to boot). Vicki, you and I can kick it like a field goal.

Images via MommyBlips.com

Maybe if I could bend it like Beckham, Posh Beckham.  I’d wake up to one of these.

Images via People

David Beckham’s Emporio Armani ad.

Uh hello? Just look at him.

I first saw Daniel Henney in a Bean Pole advertisement with Gwyneth Paltrow, and I am glad he was able to snag a part in X-Men. It is quite refreshing to have a new Korean American Actor (well hapa) whom was able to hit the mainstream circuit (other than John Cho). And, why do they always typecast Asians to be super nerdy or heinously bad? *Cough* Henney was cast as the quintessential “Bad Asian” guy in X-Men.

In the mean time, while we work on breaking typecasting borders, let’s gawk.

YouTube Video courtesy of lynaqt

Daniel Phillip Henney (born November 28, 1979, Korean: 다니엘 헤니) is an American expatriate actor in South Korea.

His father is British and his mother is a Korean-American adoptee. Henney debuted as a model in several Korean and foreign ads. He most famously co-starred in the Korean hit drama, My Name is Kim Sam Soon. A recent article in the L.A. Times on Henney reflects the western film industry’s interest in him, and landed his first role in a Western film as David North (Agent Zero) in the film X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

- Says, Wise Wikipedia.Org

Another gawk for the road, courtesy of flowkery

Rihanna, take a step back and think about this. Chris Brown is the douche bag of the year. Trust me, you don’t want him. He is not good for you. Rihanna, you deserve nothing but the best.

Seriously Chris Brown, you are the a hole of the decade! It is never ok to beat up a woman! Shame on you!

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Gorgeous!

Congrats to Penelope, Heath and the Slumdog Kids.

On Saturday, February 14th, 2009, Francois Henri Pinault and Salma Hayek were married in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in Paris.

Pinault is CEO of the luxury giant PPR (company owns: YSL, Gucci, Balenciaga, Alexander McQueen, Stella McCartney, Bottega Veneta, Boucheron, Sergio Rossi, and Bedat & Co) and the son of one of France’s richest men, Francois Pinault, whose fortune last year was estimated to be $16.9 billion by Forbes magazine.

Gosh Francois Henri Pinault looks like a cartoon character. Egads it is on the tip of my tongue… Vaguely remember him being somewhat clumsy…

From Huffington Post:

New details in the allegations of assault against Chris Brown. According to multiple reports, his girlfriend Rihanna was physically beaten up by Brown in the early hours of Sunday morning in Los Angeles, with sources telling TMZ her injuries are “horrific,” but she may not be cooperating with law enforcement.

From TMZ:

As we reported, the photos show major contusions on both sides of the singer’s face — there is serious swelling and bruising. Her lip is split and her nose bloody. We have now confirmed there are bite marks on one of her arms and on several fingers.

What do you think of Bumble Bee Jolie in a bold black-and-yellow Armani Prive at the BAFTAs?

• Brangelina get nominated for the Oscars. The notorious duo were both nominated for leading roles. Angie was nominated, Changeling. And Brad Pitt was nominated for the Curious Case of Benjamin Button. (Pitt get heartbreaker gorgeous approximately 2 hours into the film). Oscars
• Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer OFF again? EntertainmentWise.

US Magazine

In a raunchy interview on the Howard Stern’s radio show on December 15, 2008. Pete Wentz revealed that wife Ashlee Simpson is “awesome” between the sheets.

“We have such sexual chemistry,” he went on. “if we had been on this show last year, we’d probably be doing it in the green room right now.”

“Hopefully, the kid doesn’t change it,” he added, referring to their newborn son Bronx.

Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. (He joked that he had to “beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to my cave.”)

Once they did it, it was “the single best sexual encounter I have ever had,” he said.

“It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I’m looking in the mirrors, [thinking], ‘Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!’” he said.

Wentz told Stern that Simpson also “loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance.” She wears thongs and “sexy clothes,” he noted.

Normally she wears a C-cup “but with breast milk, [she's] a D.”

Well congrats on your newborn baby boy!

“Tom and Gisele want to hold an exclusive ceremony in Costa Rica, their favorite place in the world. They are ready to spend the rest of their lives together” an insider told Star.

Gosh, if this is true I feel so bad for what happened Bridget Moynahan.

“Tom Brady dated actress Bridget Moynahan from 2004 until late 2006. On February 18, 2007, Moynahan confirmed to People magazine that she was more than three months pregnant with her and Brady’s child. Brady and Moynahan ended their relationship sometime in early December 2006, around the time Moynahan became pregnant. Since late 2006, Tom has been dating Brazilian supermodel Gisele.”

“Going through that traumatic time of being heartbroken and then being pregnant turned my whole life upside down and inside out and just knocked the wind out of me,” says Moynahan. “But I got so much out of that. It’s golden and it’s tough and it was fucked up. But now I have a child, and it’s the best thing in the world.” Harper’s Bazaar.

In short, Tom got with Gisele right after dumping his baby’s mama (Bridget). Jerk. Poor Bridget always getting hurt on and off screen… 

Bridget baby keep your head up at least you don’t look like a horse.

Hugs and Kisses,

Sassy

Rose McGowan

Kat Dennings

Just don’t confuse Kat for the now engaged Rose homewrecker McGowan.

Take that back!

Cats sure can get catty…

Wait, what are we talking about here?

Picture courtesy of omg.yahoo.com

Too bad she can’t act…

• Steve Guttenberg from Police Academy and Dancing With The Stars runs in the park buck nekkid. Dudstota13.
• Who would have thought… If you have a “non-recourse” mortgage it might make more sense if you stop paying. Non recourse meaning all they can do is ruin your credit and foreclose your home, in short they cannot garnish future wages… You can live mortgage free for about 6 months before they evict you. You can save yourself about $12,000 but your credit will take a hit. Consult your CPA and Lawyer. Denninger.
• Oddball couple alert: Tila Tequilla is dating the Mac Guy. Hahahahahaha. Dlisted.
• Out with the old in with the new…. Old man finds two new blondes to play with, turns out they are criminals. Old bunnies no longer warm his bed.  
• One old bunny, Kendra Wilkinson is now engaged to Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles? PH.
• The other old bunny, Holly Madison is now official with Britney’s Ex sex partner Criss Angel. PH.

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Jame’s is also a smarty pants. I wouldn’t mind going to the library with this one. James is currently studying at Columbia getting his masters in MFA Writing~ Engrish.

James, I kneed help with my Engrish.

• Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back on. INO
• George Clooney is working things out with an old flame, Krista Allen. Perez H
• Raffaello Follieri (Anne Hathaway’s ex) got sentenced to 4 1/2 years in prison. All I am saying is, “Don’t drop the bar of soap, Raff”. INO
• Many store-bought sex toys contain chemicals called phthalates, a substance that is used to soften hard plastics for that jelly feeling. Phthalates are also considered toxic. Avoid toys that say, “for novelty purposes only”. Eeek. Also condoms are not recycleable. Haha. For more green sex tips. Planet Green.
• The ink on (Madonna and Guy Richie) divorce papers is not even dry and he is already cavhorting with other women. So scandalous. Perez H

Picture Courtesy of Sky.com

I decided to look up the term home wrecker.

Urban Dictionary states a home wrecker is:

1. A female who tries to steal a man from another woman.
2. Anyone on Jerry Springer. HAHA!
3. One who goes after a married individual; usually succeeds in ruining the other marriage. Takes the married indvidual.
4. The person who steps outside his/her marriage/committed relationship and takes a lover. That person made the choice to risk his/her marriage/commited relationship and should be recognized as the true home wrecker, not the lover.

If a man were to cheat on me and fall in love with another person while still being commited to me, I would question, “Does she make you happier than me?”

Courtesy of cq.swat

Courtesy of Anthony Monterotti, PacificCoastNews.com

Hmm… They (Brangelina, Cindy and John McCain, and Sienna Miller with Balthazar Getty) look pretty damn happy to me.