First of all, I get a summons for jury duty… Great… I hate jury duty bleh.

Secondly, I get into another car accident… The cops don’t end up showing which really makes me not want to fulfil my civil duty… Get my drift?

I gotta go to traffic school. Just shoot me already.

Let me end with my slamming the door on my finger and ripping a chunk of my finger off.

Sentence is served.